Is this a joke, ou o que !!!!?????

Recebi hoje uma "leitura " que me deixou um pouquinho, just a tiny bit : pensando. Ele comeca assim : ( esqueci de comentar..e para as wives deste nosso mundo moderno, yes me..you; e a favor de nossos husbands.., bom , essa era a intencao.)
 




Have dinner ready: ( esqueceram que a gente descansa ??).


Prepare yourself : (vamos sair...or not?)


Be happy : ( a Marc Jacobs hoje tinha um sale !)


Clear away the clutter : ( please, vem ca...da pra guardar sua camisa ?)


Minimize all noise : ( hellooooo !, me fechar pro mundo ???! no way. )


Listen to him : ( ok, ok, mas a escola acabou a muuuuuuito tempo )


Don't greet him with complaints : ( nao so de laughs se vive neste mundo....hummm)


Don't complain if he's late for dinner : ( hummmmm, ficar a postos ? nao sou uma firefighter !)


Make him comfortable : ( e me????????)


Don't ask him questions about his actions : ( agora o negocio ta ficando ugly. grrrrrr!)


A good wife always knows her place : ( yes, no mall com o credit card ( DELE!!) sem limite !!








Sigam os MEUS conselhos, this way....everybody is happy.